Apparatchiks, ideologues and the meek

Sunday, October 16, 2022 - 10:14 Gulliver get your stamping boots on
The recent destruction of the Georgia Guidestones raised some eyebrows in the exo-political community. With the recent international spate of chop shop, metal work obelisk facsimilies, some have pointed to a decidedly pagan theme involved. Throw in some conspicuous iconography encoded into media events and there could be a compelling case to prove some form of occult agenda.

The Black Sea Diaspora

Saturday, October 15, 2022 - 21:15 The greatest historical story never told
Delve into the theosophical works of the early 20th century and there are various references to 'root races'. Up to fifteen different types of sentient human beings are proposed to have coexisted in the earliest of times. As with much of the fringe anthropological theories, some of the abject xenophobia found in theosophy can be difficult to reconcile. However there still remains a very distinct reality that in the relatively recent past, the planet was certainly populated by quite radically different groups of hominins.

The Contemporary Enlightenment

Friday, October 14, 2022 - 09:24 An irresistable force, trying to pass through the eye of a needle
Viewing the past from an alternative perspective can often leave one in a somewhat confused state. Fortunately there have been many great thinkers who have expended substantial resources in this regard. From toga sporting Mediterraneans to internet radicalised anthropologists, it's been open season on the entire historical record - since records began.

The desert of the real

Tuesday, October 11, 2022 - 17:05 When honesty is considered as much of a disablility as dyselxia
Sick of listening to disjointed gibberish spewing out of the mouths of those around you? Finding it difficult to understand what motivates your friends, family & peers?
Becoming increasingly disillusioned by fabricated news broadcasts? Despairing at the bleak future of mankind? Feeling that the Truth Movement has forsaken you?
Have no fears, your salvation is at hand. Band together with those like you and form conscientious councils of transparency. Build a carnival float, hire a megaphone, take to the streets and proclaim your REAL pride! Join us to celebrate the fact that we are not anticipating the Age of Aquarius, but have in fact been living it for the past quarter of a Century. TeflonRabbit is proud to exhibit the below examples of catastrophic failures in fiction, pushed on the public as truth.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?

Sunday, October 9, 2022 - 10:10 No it's a giant stone space ship
Aerial supremacy in antiquity is the stuff of the wildest, tinfoil hat meanderings. Nonetheless it is a subject which has confounded some of the greatest conspiratorial minds that have ever lived. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle himself shuffled off this mortal coil with a single question still gnawing away at his rationale. His many years of research into the unexplained phenomena we see around us, never reconciled the mystery of vitrified remnants of hilltop enclosures in Aberdeenshire.

Bands across the tea

Wednesday, October 5, 2022 - 13:51 Never mind Elvis, youth culture and Hip-Hop - here comes the USS Ranger.
Countess Selkirk was none too happy with events, although she conceded that, considering the circumstances, everyone “really behaved very civilly”. Describing the visit as “by no means desirable”, she is unimpressed with the “vile blackguard look” of Cullam and categorises Jones as somebody who “deserved the gallows oftener than once”.

All hail the new sovereign

Tuesday, October 4, 2022 - 12:23 Questioning your purpose in life? Aiming to be all you can be?
Whether it's walking barefoot in the Hindu kush mountains or sealing yourself in a sarcophagus for several days, humanity has eternally sought a greater understanding of the esoteric. Establishing an understanding of our reality is (for some) an ongoing adventure of self discovery. But it seems unlikely that all journeys of self discovery would be exclusively populated with beautiful tourist attractions.

Geoffrey Allerton, the voice of common sense

Monday, October 3, 2022 - 17:08 England, as it always has been
Poet Laureate (nominee) pleases crowds with flashy moves.

Medical progress versus the Gravy Train

Sunday, October 2, 2022 - 15:30 When ideological goals clash with societal well being
Children with epilepsy, terminal cancer patients, multiple sclerosis sufferers and numerous other victims of serious illnesses. What they all have in common is suitability for treatment with medicinal cannabis products. Unlike California and the majority of the U.S.A, Britain still lags behind when it comes to widespread adoption of contemporary attitudes. Big pharma is still given priority over the herbalist remedies used by our ancestors for tens of thousands of years (or longer).

Cruft, bloat and fecklessness

Monday, September 26, 2022 - 09:57 Back with another cock-blocking beat
Evolution:
a : a process of change in a certain direction : unfolding
b : the action or an instance of forming and giving something off : emission
c : a process of continuous change from a lower, simpler, or worse to a higher, more complex, or better state : growth
d : something evolved