Wednesday, September 21, 2022 - 09:36 Outstanding achievments in the field of excellence

Since the early 1900's and the heyday of information containment, such high profile operatives such as Eric Arthur Blair have crafted high quality narratives for public consumption. The relentless self aggrandisement of the overseas efforts have depicted dashing individuals, weaving masterful deceptions and dispatching foes with superhuman capability. The truth however, is somewhat different from the PR output. Brace yourselves for an uncompromising and far reaching expose as we delve into the inner workings of Britain's clandestine terrain.

Tuesday, September 13, 2022 - 11:39 The spy in the sky

Whether you are traveling at 100 miles per hour, hiding in a high rise stairwell or under the covers in your terraced cottage, you are still subject to orbiting surveillance. From reading the creases in your palm and measuring the infra-red radiation emitted by your cardio vascular system, to recording the electrical activity of your neurological system. Permanently active, low earth orbit satellites have ALLEGEDLY been capable of reading the minds of the terrestrial population for several decades. The existence of such invasive technology would make for some UTTERLY FANTASTIC sci-fi, but could represent an entirely tangible and clearly inescapable reality.

Friday, June 3, 2022 - 10:44 There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy

Feel like browsing the Vatican archives? Prepare for disappointment: Reporters, students, and amateur historians are prohibited from accessing the archives, and authorizations are only provided to academic researchers who have to renew their access requests every six months. The archives are only accessible to scholars once they are 75 years old.

Sunday, April 17, 2022 - 12:48 Cultural genocide and the year zero

Precept : noun

1. a general rule intended to regulate behaviour or thought

Example: "the legal precept of being innocent until proven guilty"

Tuesday, April 12, 2022 - 09:13 Never mind your computer, have you got a firewall for your brain?

Sovereignty of the individual is the concept of property in one's own person, expressed as the moral or natural right of a person to have bodily integrity and be the exclusive controller of one's own body and life.

Friday, April 8, 2022 - 08:59 When inconveniences such as human and civil rights present a barrier to profit.

Big data equals big profits. Healthcare has become the new oil. The petro-dollar has been replaced by the con-cent. The internet of things pales in comparison to the ledger of over-monetisation.

Friday, April 1, 2022 - 09:30 Madness in Method

"Regulatory Framework means the regulatory instruments issued by the Authority from time to time including any revisions and amendments made to them" - lawinsider.com

Wednesday, March 30, 2022 - 13:30 Failures in actionable intelligence and the shortcomings of the PNC database

There's absolutely no doubt that this Laidi Benomor SNAFU reeks of some major mismanagement. The changing of his name and the illusion of him being Iraqi is very suspicious. This story was distinctively unusual when it emerged in the news. In fact, it stuck out like a naked man with his hair on fire. Men in suits generally do not go on unarmed rampages in West London at 4:30 AM. If they did, I imagine that the authorities would be compelled to do something about it by way of prevention. Perhaps making everyone wear tracksuits or primary coloured overalls or something.

Tuesday, March 29, 2022 - 09:57 Bedtime for Bonzos

Address to the 42d Session of the United Nations General Assembly in New York, New York

Monday, March 28, 2022 - 13:28 Round like a circle in a spiral, Like a wheel within a wheel.

Never ending nor beginning, On an ever spinning reel... Like a snowball down a mountain, Or a carnival balloon. Like a carousel that's turning, Running rings around the moon. Like a clock whose hands are sweeping, Past the minutes of its face. And the world is like an apple, Whirling silently in space.

Like the circles that you find - In the windmills of your mind.

Tuesday, March 22, 2022 - 14:33 WTF is a tortoise?

A bear was foraging when he experienced an urge to answer the call of nature. Squatting in the undergrowth, he noticed a rabbit engaged in the same activity. "Oh hello there, do you ever get that problem with mess left on your fur afterwards?" asked the bear. The rabbit paused mid defecation and looked up at the enormous carnivorous canid; "No I don't think so. In fact I don't recall anything sticking to my fur, ever." said the rabbit. "Outstanding" answered the bear. The bear then stood up and promptly wiped himself with the rabbit.

Tuesday, March 22, 2022 - 15:33 Fine Art

Challenging oppressive ideology can take many forms. As can psychological warfare. For example, there is a school of thought that espouses denial of much that makes us human. For those who endorse this philosophy, life is basically a drudgery of suppression and paranoia. Unable to reconcile their humanity, such individuals (or groups) are quite clearly nothing more than hearsay spouting victims of mind control.

Thursday, October 14, 2021 - 17:27 Ranting on the internet is a viable substitute for intoxication. Always will be.

Let us focus temporarily on the gargantuan lies surrounding Britain's formative past. Most notably how the population of Albion bent over for the Romans faster than you could say "Where's the fish oil?" while the population of Alba said "Up yours - you sandal wearing, short sworded, effete Mediterraneans".

Sunday, October 3, 2021 - 18:00 "ANYONE WHO INTERFERES WITH A PERSON OBSERVING THE SABBATH SHALL BE PUT TO DEATH."

Dead Sea Scrolls, don't you just love that olde worlde totalitarianism. You will also note that this directive does not specify any particular denomination or sect. What's important is that the Sabbath is not to be fucked with. The authors probably had some preference in regards to monotheism, but they were quite careful not to thump that tub too hard.

Monday, September 27, 2021 - 13:49 An uncompromising romp through the shadowy terrain of contemporary clandestine Britain

No similarities to persons past or present is intended. This entirely fictional narrative is strictly for the purposes of entertainment. Nothing referenced in the text represents anything even remotely relevant. In fact the whole thing is a massive tissue of lies, woven loosely together with nought but a cobweb of truth.