Prarie ablutions

A bear was foraging when he experienced an urge to answer the call of nature. Squatting in the undergrowth, he noticed a rabbit engaged in the same activity. "Oh hello there, do you ever get that problem with mess left on your fur afterwards?" asked the bear. The rabbit paused mid defecation and looked up at the enormous carnivorous canid; "No I don't think so. In fact I don't recall anything sticking to my fur, ever." said the rabbit. "Outstanding" answered the bear. The bear then stood up and promptly wiped himself with the rabbit.