Monday, March 28, 2022 - 13:28 Round like a circle in a spiral, Like a wheel within a wheel.

Never ending nor beginning, On an ever spinning reel... Like a snowball down a mountain, Or a carnival balloon. Like a carousel that's turning, Running rings around the moon. Like a clock whose hands are sweeping, Past the minutes of its face. And the world is like an apple, Whirling silently in space.

Like the circles that you find - In the windmills of your mind.

Tuesday, March 22, 2022 - 15:33 Fine Art

Challenging oppressive ideology can take many forms. As can psychological warfare. For example, there is a school of thought that espouses denial of much that makes us human. For those who endorse this philosophy, life is basically a drudgery of suppression and paranoia. Unable to reconcile their humanity, such individuals (or groups) are quite clearly nothing more than hearsay spouting victims of mind control.

Tuesday, March 22, 2022 - 14:33 WTF is a tortoise?

A bear was foraging when he experienced an urge to answer the call of nature. Squatting in the undergrowth, he noticed a rabbit engaged in the same activity. "Oh hello there, do you ever get that problem with mess left on your fur afterwards?" asked the bear. The rabbit paused mid defecation and looked up at the enormous carnivorous canid; "No I don't think so. In fact I don't recall anything sticking to my fur, ever." said the rabbit. "Outstanding" answered the bear. The bear then stood up and promptly wiped himself with the rabbit.

Thursday, October 14, 2021 - 17:27 Ranting on the internet is a viable substitute for intoxication. Always will be.

Let us focus temporarily on the gargantuan lies surrounding Britain's formative past. Most notably how the population of Albion bent over for the Romans faster than you could say "Where's the fish oil?" while the population of Alba said "Up yours - you sandal wearing, short sworded, effete Mediterraneans".

Sunday, October 3, 2021 - 18:00 "ANYONE WHO INTERFERES WITH A PERSON OBSERVING THE SABBATH SHALL BE PUT TO DEATH."

Dead Sea Scrolls, don't you just love that olde worlde totalitarianism. You will also note that this directive does not specify any particular denomination or sect. What's important is that the Sabbath is not to be fucked with. The authors probably had some preference in regards to monotheism, but they were quite careful not to thump that tub too hard.

Monday, September 27, 2021 - 18:34 What characteristics make for a good line manager?

Ultimately the only thing any leader can hope to achieve, is the ongoing inspiration of their team and its constituent members.
This can be achieved in several ways but generally speaking the most effective policy is one which adheres to the following tenets:

Monday, September 27, 2021 - 13:49 An uncompromising romp through the shadowy terrain of contemporary clandestine Britain

No similarities to persons past or present is intended. This entirely fictional narrative is strictly for the purposes of entertainment. Nothing referenced in the text represents anything even remotely relevant. In fact the whole thing is a massive tissue of lies, woven loosely together with nought but a cobweb of truth.

Monday, April 5, 2021 - 18:09 [Cebidatelidae] Arktos, Nerteros pacificus, Somphos, Americanus, Texicanus, Amazonia

Despite extensive narrative enforcement, there is a continuing belief in cryptids roaming the earth with impunity.
The veracity of tens of thousands of eye witness testimonies per annum, is frequently written off as simply crazy talk from crazy people.

Sunday, January 31, 2021 - 19:59 Complacency through idiocracy

There's a highly questionable practise witnessed in development known as 'security through obscurity'. It involves using ridiculously conceived and unorthodox methods in order to achieve some form of protection against known vulnerabilities.

Monday, May 11, 2020 - 18:14 Large Black Cats

Accounts of large feline predators in Britain and across the European continent have frequently found their way onto the front pages of local newspapers. Occasionally one of these reports makes it into national news in print form or even breakfast television.