Benedictine brain damage

Friday, October 21, 2022 - 22:35 The name 'Tonic Wine' does not imply health giving or medicinal properties
Buckfast Tonic Wine bridges the gap between ecclesiastic economics and hyperactive hedonism. A sophisticated blend of red wines and conspicuous chemical additives. Manufactured by men of God in Devon and popular among many fortified wine drinkers from the provinces.

The ballad of Laidi Benomor

Wednesday, March 30, 2022 - 13:30 Failures in actionable intelligence and the shortcomings of the PNC database
There's absolutely no doubt that this Laidi Benomor SNAFU reeks of some major mismanagement. The changing of his name and the illusion of him being Iraqi is very suspicious. This story was distinctively unusual when it emerged in the news. In fact, it stuck out like a naked man with his hair on fire. Men in suits generally do not go on unarmed rampages in West London at 4:30 AM. If they did, I imagine that the authorities would be compelled to do something about it by way of prevention. Perhaps making everyone wear tracksuits or primary coloured overalls or something.

Field glasses

Monday, March 28, 2022 - 13:28 Round like a circle in a spiral, Like a wheel within a wheel.
Never ending nor beginning, On an ever spinning reel... Like a snowball down a mountain, Or a carnival balloon. Like a carousel that's turning, Running rings around the moon. Like a clock whose hands are sweeping, Past the minutes of its face. And the world is like an apple, Whirling silently in space.

Like the circles that you find - In the windmills of your mind.

Sanitised fute the ball

Wednesday, November 3, 2004 - 19:10 Legacy Article from 2004 : Indoor football and Radox
The noble sport of football, represented in communities the world over, inspires otherwise sane individuals to behave in completely irrational ways.