Britain, Great Britain, The United Kingdom, The British Isles, Alba and Albion .... call it what you like, that island off the North Coast of Europe contains a right bunch of cunts.
Once in control of 25% of the Earth's landmass, the UK has since scaled down operations (of a transparent nature) and is now the separatist black sheep of the EU.
The one thing that every visitor to the UK must remember is (according to a Ukranian PR manager) that the English never, ever say what they mean. For example, when they say:
"Hmm, how interesting"
what they really mean is
Stop what you are doing and never ever do it again .... unless you will pay me to keep quiet about it
According to an ancient proverb from Milton Keynes:
"The difference between the Scots and the English is that the Scots like to drink and fight a lot and the English are never wrong about anything."
